Thursday, January 10, 2008

Subversive Cross-Stitch

Miss Tills has been known to take up the needle now and then. Not the kind that leaves track marks you silly bitch - I leave that for Amy Winehouse.









As a big fan of the old "stitch and bitch" parties, I usually just lie on my divan, bifocals hovering on the tip of my nose waiting for some sniveling future maid to con me into working at the House of Miss Tilly. Vera Donovan's got nothin' on me!



Check out a great site called Subversive Cross-Stitch - these kits just slay me! I can't decide if I want "Don't Make Me Cut You" or "Shut Your Whore Mouth."

4 comments:

GAY BIPOLAR GUY said...

Divorce should always be finalized with one death. I took a crochet class recently, because I wanted MY afghan in MY pattern and My colors. (Gay enough, yet?) Well, those old biddies were bitchy, delightfully bitter, black-hearted, cock wanting monsters. "Have some punch, honey." Ummm--no Arsenic and Old Lace for me, thanks.

Wonderful blog. Comment on all the queer blogs, and you'll easily build up a retinue.

PS--Google Zazu Pitts, and you'll understand why my first attempt at drag at 16 turned into a night of horror. For everybody.

Tengrain said...

Guuuurrrrrrrrl, you are so blogrolled at Mock, Paper, Scissors.

Regards,

Tengrain

MANOLA GAY said...

WELCOME DARLING! I LOVE YOUR BLOG. CIAO, BELLA!

joe*to*hell said...

geniussssss
i am ordering the cut you one