Monday, April 7, 2008

Put Down The Fork!


Well, while Miss Naomi Campbell was having a conniption fit over a lost piece of luggage at Heathrow's new Terminal 5 last week, this woman was sitting patiently while her luggage came down that chute.

Sweet fancy Moses! I think she's packed a week's worth of unmentionables in those polyester stretch pants! And you know, just like Naomi, this bitch is a risk taker - who else would sit on a metal folding chair with Kathleen Turner stuffed down one pant leg and Kyrstie Alley down the other?

Well, we all know Miss Naomi could've gotten all that stuff, and more, up her own luggage chute . . .

8 comments:

Shirley Heezgay! said...

oh lawdy!

FINALLY, Y'ALL!

btw, that is a whole lotta booty. i think there might be a bertinelli in the seat area, too.

Tilly Screams said...

Oh no - Valerie was across the way at the food court, fighting Lisa Marie Presley for the last Cinnabon.

mrpeenee said...

I'm less concerned about the folding chair than I am about the mental picture of all that stuffed into an airplane seat. Pity the poor soul shmushed into the seat next to her.

Noelia said...

I have to agree with Mr. Peene, poor the man/woman who was seated right next to her...

BTW, thanks for visiting my blog, it's an honor that you liked my pics!
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thombeau said...

You are so wrong! As in RIGHT! LOL!!!

Mark in DE said...

Absolutely the best quote ever: "who else would sit on a metal folding chair with Kathleen Turner stuffed down one pant leg and Kyrstie Alley down the other?"

Bravo!!!

Mark :-)

Mitzi said...

Metal fatigue!

NatureJockk said...

http://naturejockk.blogspot.com/

No Girl!
I had to binge and purge for 15 minutes before I could get the stuff to write on this picture.
"Whaling" on the undisciplined XXXLLarge is almost a fucking hobby of mine. Sunday at Shoney's eating a protein shake and salad with my hand clicker in my hand under the table, even though it looks like I am spanking the monkey, to count the times the over indulgent go back and drive the price of the company stock down at the all the cholesterol you can eat buffet.

I do so love you perspective.