WTF? And they now seem to be trying to edge out places like Good Vibrations or Toys in Babeland for the mail order dildo market.
The best part is reading the reviews like this one from someone who didn't like the product:
I've always been unnaturally good at this and am an enthusiastic practitioner, so I can't conceive of not enjoying this or being good at it, but I can offer this advice: PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE! Practice does make perfect. Oh, and SAFETY FIRST!!! I'm sure there's plenty in your kitchen that can do what this product claims to do. Maybe chocolate syrup, jam, honey, maple syrup...you get where I'm going here... I should have known not to mess with perfection...
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Too funny. "Consumerism! You are our god."
Welcome back, dear.
Mark :-)
Thanks Mark sweetie!
Miss Tills had some health setbacks lately but she is back and bad as evah.
I thank Goddess that my doctors were able to fix my hips so I can finally raise my legs in the air and shout God's name all night long.
My mother had a hip replacement, she had it replaced with a baby belling camping stove so she could cook in bed, but then they charged her for two on the bus, so she had it removed anyway she spat hot fat, so it was probably for the best.
I always get my gentlemen callers to rinse their bits under the tap, but that's not always possible when your in a field. I think I could be tempted with the wild cherry flavour, it'll make a nice change from the usual cheese "n" onion.
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