Who Dat?

Mariah Carey hits the Burger King drive-thru on the way home from her wedding to Jay-Z.

Put Down The Fork!

Well, while Miss Naomi Campbell was having a conniption fit over a lost piece of luggage at Heathrow's new Terminal 5 last week, this woman was sitting patiently while her luggage came down that chute.

Sweet fancy Moses! I think she's packed a week's worth of unmentionables in those polyester stretch pants! And you know, just like Naomi, this bitch is a risk taker - who else would sit on a metal folding chair with Kathleen Turner stuffed down one pant leg and Kyrstie Alley down the other?

Well, we all know Miss Naomi could've gotten all that stuff, and more, up her own luggage chute . . .

Here She Is . . . North America!

Black Don't Crack

but it sure do spread!